The First Law of Road Rage:
The reaction of the driver
at whom you just honked
will be a violent outburst
that will increase exponentially
according to the degree of wrong-doing
secretly acknowledged
by the aforementioned driver.
For example:
Guy attempts to pull out in front of me.
I honk while at the same time the man is realizing his error.
He stops & waves me by.
Or,
Guy stops dead in swiftly moving traffic blocking one lane, causing me to swerve around him. Then he changes his mind & tries to pull back into traffic, causing me to have to swerve further over.
I honk firmly in annoyance.
He shakes his fist out the window, hollering like I just insulted his mother. Then he pulls up beside me at the light, still screaming. He then makes a gun gesture with one hand while banging against the side of his car with the other hand, trying to incite me to race against him.
Both times I am right. But in the second example not only am I right, but I am greatly exalted & honored by the excessive attention accorded to me in PROOF of my rightness!
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