If a person has to throw up, he should position himself on his knees, in front of the toilet, with the seat up, while bending over close to the bowl to ensure the successful completion of a distasteful yet unavoidable event.
If, however, the person in question happens to be a 15 year old boy, he will perform this procedure like so: standing up, as far away from the toilet as possible (only the wall behind him keeps him in the bathroom). He will slightly incline his head & hold onto the shower door with one hand. He will not trouble himself to raise the seat. This position will allow him to not only hit the toilet bowl, but also the toilet seat, the entire body of the toilet, the walls both behind & beside the toilet, as well as the floor, the bath mat & the trash can. Presumably he is thinking that he will be awarded points for each direct hit. I can't imagine where he would get such an idea.
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